Top 5 languages Google can display

While browsing online I clicked on the Google language options and found five languages Google can display that are not what you expect (Elmer Fudd has to be my favourite). Click the titles to see google translated:

5. Hacker / Leet speak

An awful news report explains

4.Swedish Chef Bork Bork

For those of you who have never heard of Swedish Chef Bork Bork

3. Klingon

Buy the happy meal or he'll f*** you up

2. Piglatin

Ah the language of the playground

1. Elmer Fudd

This has to be my favourite, there really is a following for Elmer Fudd and his "pesky wabbit" language. The internet is just so useful.

What if God was one of us? What would he look like and would he have a myspace account?

For those of you who have found yourselves wondering if the man upstairs has a myspace I found this little video :

(apparently he does, click for more)

Austin Powers Mini-Me sex tape - just like Paris Hilton

In all the celebrity sex tapes available on the internet this is one I bet you thought you would never see, Mini-Me Verne Troyer entertaining his former girlfriend. The Mini-Me sex tape is circulating online, whilst this is only a 25 second "preview" I wonder how many of you are now searching for the full Mini-Me sex tape... you dirty people!

From what I understand the same man who secured the deal to publish Paris Hilton's sex tape is now offering the rights for $100,000 to SugarDVD....surely a classic like this should be worth millions.

Eva Mendes - where did her bosom go?

Before...
...and after.

Bring them back Mendes, bring back your bosom.

(I had to look through thousands of images to find these - for blogging purposes only)

She wants to smell your dick

Smell your what? Heh, I love these 'nasty' music videos...haven't heard much of this one playing on MTV

*update* - the video has be removed due to a copyright request so I have replace the video with this crappy version that shows us pictures instead :(

Legality...

While unashamedly watching The Secret Diary of a Call Girl I remembered this comic strip.

Garfield finds the internet

Guitars and guns indeed....

Why did he bother with the shoes? Looks like our hairy poser has a friend!

Babies

Light Graffiti

What these guys are doing is on a next level. Click for more.

He loves his anime

Dragonball fans come in all forms.

Monopoly : The Movie

A few months ago Hasbro inked a deal with Universal good for at least four films, one of which will allegedly be based on the board game Monopoly. This makes perfect sense if you think about it: People love the game, so why wouldn’t they love a movie based on the game?

Eureka! You’ve done it again, Hollywood!

Here’s the problem: Aside from Rich Uncle Pennybags and the cop who says “GO TO JAIL,” Monopoly’s entire cast of characters (with the exception of the dog) is a bunch of inanimate pewter objects. How do you make a movie out of that? Will it document the thrilling rise to power of Shoe, whose hotel empire comes to dominate everything from Pentoville Road to Mayfair? Will there be a subplot about Ship and Hat who are down on their luck, squatting in a condemned building on Old Street, where they can see the gleaming jewels of the Community Chest just barely out of arms reach? Maybe they’ll go the serious route and make it a prestige flick about the actual history of Monopoly and Parker Brothers. It could be a gripping cautionary tale of hubris and lost humanity. They could call it There Will Be Board Games.

Accurate Facebook Mini-Feed

The terrible secret...

Now we know the terrible secret behind "the worlds greatest card trick".

[Video from Cracked.com]

Make her happy

No pressure guys.

Puma...

Meow?

Some bizarre old adverts

If your husband finds out lol

Matisyahu

Matisyahu - Hasidic reggae star and beatboxer




Race is never a factor.

'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

It could be true...
[more videos at The Onion News Network]

Transformers 2: Who Is The Fallen And Why Do They Want Revenge?

Over the past week there has been a lot of Transformers 2 news, rumors, and photos. We’ve been hesitant to share them all with you, because in some cases they are simply random shots of some obscure aspect of the shoot occurring at Bethlehem Steel, where Michael Bay is, not unsurprisingly, blowing shit up.

However, through the random shots of new vehicles and running Asians (the scenes shot are supposed to take place in a fictional Chinese city), there has been speculation as to who the Fallen is in the full title Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen, and just why does he/she want revenge?

All the way back on Friday (it seems so long ago), Latino Review posted an email from a fan who had found that there was in fact a character known as The Fallen. So, here’s The Londoners look at who The Fallen is and why they want revenge.


First of all, let’s look at the character that people have been talking about, known only as The Fallen. He was one of the 13 original Transformers created by Primus, to do battle against his “eternal nemesis” Unicron (they had the most awesome names). However, one of the 13 turned against his siblings and his creator, and betrayed them all. His original name is lost, but he was known as The Fallen.

This Transformer became obsessed with the darker side of things, and turned against Primus and bowed to Unicron. After the first battle between Unicron and Primus, the Fallen was sealed into an extradimensional limbo along with Unicron.

Of course, later, he managed to get out, but that isn’t really the point of all of this.

Now do I think that this story is going to be replayed word for word in Transformers 2? Looking at the last movie, I would suggest definitely not. However, here’s how I imagine it will play out: They’ve chosen a name like Revenge of the Fallen to follow after the death of at least one of the Transformers from the first movie, whether that be Jazz or Megatron. I’m betting it’s the latter one, and that they will merge Megatron with the story of The Fallen and then introduce the aspect of the god-like beings that created them — Unicron and Primus — through this revised story.

It allows for a measure of Transformers history to be kept, while bringing it in line with what Michael Bay is doing.

The obsessed die-hard fans will hate it, the rest of us, will probably enjoy it. Either way, I wouldn’t take much of anything for granted, considering that last year Michael Bay said that they would be releasing a whole heap of fake information to keep everybody busy and away from the real plot. We’ll see!

Things that scare you

Watch for the guy at the end who knocks out a prankster.

I'll give you two N64 games...

What is the matter with people?

Paying for live action?

This makes me sad

Poor Hobbes...

Hmm...

I...I don't know what to say.

Superheroes are gay?

Batman...what did you do?

WTF?

What happened at start of 2006? Maybe it a lot of people made an intersting New Years resolution for that year...

The Emo strikes back...

So thats how they learn how to dress.

Children write the sweetest letters